This week: "Rape Me." This week the former president pays off his sexual assault victim. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS; Bill Cosby; and Larys Strong from "House of the Dragon." Thanks for the songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), Nirvana ("Rape Me"), Big Thief ("Watering"), and Bikini Kill ("Liar"). Clips and excerpts from Mika Brzezinski, Donald Drumpf; Howard Stern; Billy Bush; Megyn Kelly; Hallie Jackson; Ted Cruz; Kirsten Gillibrand; Roberta Kaplan; Norah O'Donnell; Elaine Quijano; Katy Tur; Vaughn Hillyard; J.L. Cauvin; and E. Jean Carroll. Episode 119.

"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News." It is often a mash-up of the week's news, and sometimes a radio news fantasy with song parodies and covers similar to "Dr. Demento" and comedy skits and more. The show airs at 3 p.m. Thursdays on WGXC, and also most weeks on WGRN, WRWK, KFUG, KACR, KRFP-LP, KMSW, and many other stations. Produced by Tom Roe at Wave Farm and WGXC.