"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Happily Divided." This week voting makes everyone crazy. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS; Bill Cosby; and Larys Strong from "House of the Dragon." Thanks for the songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), The Flaming Lips ("Suddenly Everything Has Changed"), Sebadoh ("Happily Divided"), and Kate Bush ("Hammer Horror"). Clips and excerpts from Trevor Noah; Seth Meyers; Chuck Todd; Rick Scott; Donald Drumpf; Barack Obama; Jim Marchant; Stephen Colbert; John King; Nancy Pelosi; Jonathan Lemire; and Betty Bowers. Episode 094.