Knock On Wood Episode 101: Dinosaurs: Mar 29, 2013

Harry wins the door prize at a paleontology festival. A bunch of bones that he has to put together to make his very own dinosaur. Besides the plot it's also a dinosaur special with the following recor...

Knock On Wood Episode 97: Headgear: Mar 22, 2013

Harry protects himself by wearing headgear, kneepads etc. Working in a radio station can be dangerous! As is proven when Steve starts getting into mishaps because alas, he has no protection. Also: Yo...

Knock On Wood Episode 100: Elephants: Mar 15, 2013

If you like elephants, this is the show for you! Besides a million elephant jokes Steve also sings an original about his pet elephant. And if that isn't enough, there's this too: One Elephant came ou...

Knock On Wood Episode 99:Not Moving: Mar 08, 2013

Trout Fishing in America is a guest on this show. If you've never heard them you're missing a great experience. They sing "Throw them out the window". Also Harry doesn't want to be told what to do (li...

Knock On Wood Episode 98:Tall Tales: Mar 01, 2013

It's time for Tall Tales! If you like 'em, this is the show for you. Also on the program: No Hair Sam-Homer & Jethro/ Two Tall Tale Tellers From Texas-Bill Gordh/ Some Great Bait-Joe Hayes/ A Sill...

Knock On Wood Episode 96: Bottled Air: Feb 15, 2013

Harry wants to sell bottled air. Why not? There's bottled water. Also on the program Lou Del Bianco is a guest as well as: Push The Elephant- Jessica Harper/ I Wanna Have Dog Breath- Howard Hangar/...

Knock On Wood Episode 95: Knock Knocks: Feb 08, 2013

It's a Knock Knock show! If you like this kind of joke than this show is for you. If you don't. Stay away! Also on the program: Knock knocks-Spike Jones/ Shakespeare Knock Knocks-National Lampoon/...

Knock On Wood Episode 94: FairyTale Lawyer: Feb 01, 2013

Harry is now a fairytale lawyer. The 3 blind mice have a great case against the Farmer's wife qne Peter Pumpkin Eater's wife. What kind of abuse is that? Also on the show: Baseball,Baseball-Jane M...

Knock On Wood Episode 93: Steve's Depressed: Jan 25, 2013

Steve is sad. Also Peter Davis is a guest singing "You can't judge a book by it's cover". Also on the show: Everybody's Doin' It-C.Fink & M.Marxer/ Candid Phone;Michael Jackson-Rick Dees/ Floating...

Knock On Wood Episode 92: The Rabbit's Foot: Jan 18, 2013

Harry brings in a rabbit's foot but it does nothing but give him bad luck. So he decides to eventually go return it to the rabbit he got it from. Also on the show: Four Wet Pigs-Greg Brown/ Magic Mi...

Knock On Wood Episode 91: Plant Therapy: Jan 11, 2013

Harry has a new profession. He's a therapist for vegetables. Yea, it's as whacky as it sounds. Also other vegetable songs such as: Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes-Lewis Lee/ The Tomato-Milt Kamen/...

Knock On Wood Episode 90:The Juice Bar: Jan 04, 2013

Harry's hanging out at a salad bar, then a juice bar and if you like puns then this is the show for you. Pun, by the way spelled backwards is n-u-p. And that's a nup out of you. Also Camille West...

Knock On Wood Episode 89:The Door gets into the Act: Dec 28, 2012

Just as the title implies, the door of the Knock On Wood studio wants to be part of the show. Then it starts getting out of hand when other objects want in too. Also on the program: How Come There's...

Knock On Wood Episode 88:The Knock On Wood Xmas Store: Dec 21, 2012

The Knock On Wood Xmas Store is Open! And that means anything is for sale and we mean anything. You want a buy your horse a violin for Xmas, they make them special. You want a Santa suit? They have al...

Knock On Wood Episode 87: Xmas Show: Dec 14, 2012

It's part one of the Knock On Wood Christmas show. Harry has been working as an elf up at the North Pole and reads some letters that disgruntled clients of Santa have written him. He'll also be discus...

Knock On Wood Episode 86:Shrinkage: Dec 07, 2012

Seems everything's shrunk in the laundry. And we mean everything. Also: Bing,Bong The Subway Song-Bunky and Jake/ Indoor Pool-Phyllis Diller/ Hibernation-Jay Mankita/ Rock And Roll Classroom-Conc...

Knock On Wood: Episode 78 The Ball Show: Nov 02, 2012

It's a ball theme. Not the round kind. The dance kind. Balls for rich society not for poor slobs like Steve and Harry who are stuck with square dances. Also on the show: Ugly Bug Ball-Michael Feinst...

Knock On Wood Episode 85: Halloween: Oct 26, 2012

Steve wants Harry to dress up as a ballerina for Halloween. Harry tries to negotiate with him. How about a ballerina....from HELL! Also: Weird Things Happen on Halloween Night-Monty Harper The Ha...

Knock On Wood: Episode 83 Golf: Oct 12, 2012

Harry joins a miniature golf club. Harry learns the game. Harry plays the game. Harry ruins the game. Also: 1000 Frogs Are Marching-T.O. Sterret/ Moe Plays Golf-The Barton Bros./ Comic Relief-Stev...

Knock On Wood: Episode 82 Rooms: Oct 05, 2012

Give this show plenty of room. That's because the show has: Plenty Of Room- Tom Chapin/Stay Outta My Room-Bill Wellington Is A Guest/Gas Station Washroom-The Frantics/The Living Room- Steve Butler/...

Knock On Wood: Episode 81 Hammers: Sep 28, 2012

It's all about hammers and saws. Harry plays the musical saw, Harry sings "If I had a hammer" and Radioman almost gets split in half by a buzzsaw Also on the show: The Clubhouse-Lou Del Bianco/ Ha...

Knock On Wood: Episode 80 The Elixir Of Life: Sep 21, 2012

Harry brings in an elixir that turns Steve into a Mr. Hyde. He proceeds to wring Harry's scruffy little neck. Also on the program: Inka Dinka Doo-Jimmy Durante/Barney Is A Dinosaur-Freda Payne/The...

Knock On Wood Episode 77: Untrue Facts: Aug 31, 2012

Harry loves his segment "Untrue Facts". Every fact has been researched by a team of experts to make sure they're absolutely untrue. Chris Holder is also a guest with the Automobile song. Also on the...

Knock On Wood Episode 76: The Heart Show: Aug 24, 2012

The theme is hearts. Here's what's on the program:You Broke My Heart In 3 Places-Spike Jones/Heart And Soul-Steve And Harry Play The Duet/ Heart Transplant-Ray Stevens/I Left My Heart In San Francisc...

Knock On Wood Episode 75: The Knock On Wood Store 4: Aug 17, 2012

Well, the Knock On Wood Store is open again and Steve and Harry sell everything and anything. And we're not exaggerating. You want a square egg? They got 'em. You want to be King of Siam? They can do...

Knock on Wood Sustaining Membership Promo: Aug 16, 2012

Knock On Wood Episode 74: The Elephant Show: Aug 10, 2012

The theme today is Elephants! Harry has lots of elephant jokes, Steve sings an original song about his pet elephant and the following artists help out:  One Elephant Came Out To Play-Sharon,Lois & Br...

Knock On Wood Episode 73: Counting Sheep: Aug 03, 2012

Harry can't sleep so he decides to count sheep. But they're not cooperating. Also on the program: Moonboat-Tom Chapin/Little Bo Beep-Johnny Standley/ Mommy Gimme A Drink Of Water-Danny Kaye/Bert's Na...

Knock On Wood Episode 72: Allowance: Jul 27, 2012

Harry is trying to squeeze an allowance out of Steve but Steve is having trouble getting that dollar out of his pocket. Also on the show: Octopus’ Garden-Zoom/Melinda-Cathy Fink/Go West,Young Man-Gr...

Knock On Wood Episode 71: Sanctuary : Jul 20, 2012

The studio has been designated a wildlife sanctuary. Do we need to say more? Also the recordings of: Good Fish Chowder-Ann Dodson/The Erie Canal-Gary Van Slyke/ Tiger Rag-Spike Jones/Chicken Pox-Un...

Knock On Wood Episode 70: Romeo: Jul 13, 2012

Trout Fishing in America are guests on the program. This most excellent music duo tears up the airways with "Cup Of Coffee" Harry helps out too. Also Steve has Harry play Romeo in the Shakespearean pl...

Knock On Wood Episode 69: Dollar Store: Jul 06, 2012

Steve and Harry open up their dollar store. Everything is a dollar. You want a rocketship? It'll cost you a dollar. You want a toothpick...a dollar. You want 50 cents? That's cost you a dollar. Needle...

Knock on Wood Episode 65: Blindfolded: Jun 08, 2012

Harry decides to spend the show blindfolded since he heard that by denying one sense it magnifies the others. His goal to get a keen sense of smell, mostly what he gets is banged shins as he spends th...

Knock on Wood Episode 64: Baseball: Jun 01, 2012

It's a baseball show. And Harry tries to learn the game with disastrous results of course. Also on the show: Dinosaur Baseball Game- Linda Arnold/ Monkey Baseball Game-Tom Paxton/ The Softball Gam...

Knock on Wood Episode 62: Harry wants Better Roles: May 20, 2012

Besides Chris Holder being a guest, Harry wants to shed the shallow, wiseguy, two dimensional image that Steve has given him. He wants meaningful scripts that show the pathos and multi-layered persona...

Knock on Wood:Episode 59- Harry won't Come Out of his trunk: Apr 27, 2012

Harry is sulking in his trunk and won't come out. Even when Steve tries to entice him with a square apple, the softest pillow in the world and a feeblevetzter Harry won't budge. Also on the show: Sho...

Knock on Wood Episode 58: KOW Store 3: Apr 20, 2012

Steve and Harry open up the Knock On Wood Store again. It's so big, it makes Walmart's look like a little Mom and Pop store. They sell anything and we mean anything! No really...ANYTHING! Also on the...

Knock on Wood Episode 57: Eraser: Apr 13, 2012

Harry has an eraser than can erase anything. Steve's finger, a nose, you name it. Also Michael Cooney is a guest. On the show are also: Ramblin' Guy-Steve Martin/Radio Phil-Congress Of Wonders/ It's...

Knock on Wood Episode 56: Teapot: Apr 06, 2012

Harry sings "I'm a little teapot" with devastating results. Bill Wellington is Steve's guest. Also on the show: I'm A Woman- Maria Muldaur/12th St.Rag-Steve Kovacs/He's Nobody's Moggy Now- Eric Bogl...

Knock on Wood Episode 55: The Great Lakes: Mar 30, 2012

Peter Schickele is a guest. Harry tries to convince Steve that the Great Lakes aren't so great. Also on the show: Fantasy Automobile-Parachute Express/ The Quest For Bridey Hammershlagen- Stan Frebe...

Knock On Wood Episode 54: The Ear Show: Mar 23, 2012

Ears, ears and more ears. It's the ear show! That includes: Ting-A-Ling-A-Loo-Benny Hill/ Steve and Harry sing I Wanna Hold Your Ear/ Do Your Ears Hang Low?-Sharon,Lois & Bram/ Flop-Eared Mule-Robi...

Knock on Wood Episode 53: Steve is Defrocked: Mar 16, 2012

Because Steve doesn't feel like being funny, Harry is forced to defrock him as a professional comic based on the rules of comedy that Steve signed years ago. Also on the program:Capt.Sticky-Rhino Reco...

Knock on Wood Episode 52: What If?: Mar 09, 2012

Harry brings in a What If machine and with virtual reality they see what life would be like if they had made different turns in life. Also on the program:My Pickle Faced Repulsive Mary Jane-Tom Glazer...

Knock on Wood Episode 51: Food Blob: Mar 02, 2012

When Harry brings in something that's been in the fridge for the last few months it starts growing and growing and growing... Also on the show:Jake The Peg-Rolf Harris/ Regionalisms-Robert Klein/ C...

Knock on Wood Episode 50: Bellybuttons: Feb 24, 2012

It's all about bellybuttons! Harry decides he's tired of not having a bellybutton. So he brings in a drill to make one for himself. Than he gets carried away! Also on the program: My Bellybutton Fell...

Knock on Wood Episode 49: Sainthood: Feb 17, 2012

Harry decides to be a saint. Oy. Also on the show: Boston Billy Brooks-Eric Nagler/ Groundhog-Homer & Jethro/ Dream A Little Dream Of Me-Sharon,Lois & Bram/ Kids Say The Darndest Things-Art Link...

Knock on Wood Episode 48: Impossible Things: Feb 10, 2012

Harry does impossible things. Love In Bloom-Spike Jones/ Steve Reads From Paul Hurteau's Newsletter About Eating Termites/ The Rhinocerous-Flanders & Swann/ Kooliger-Homer & Jethro/ Catskill Ladi...

Knock on Wood Episode 47: Script Girl: Feb 03, 2012

Steve and Harry audition to get a scriptgirl, then a scriptgrandma, then a scriptdog, then a scriptplant. Don't ask. Also on the show: Bein'a Kid-Zuchinni Bros./ Jubilee-Bill Staines/ Chinese Resta...

Knock on Wood Episode 46: Paper Airplanes: Jan 27, 2012

Harry is an expert at folding paper airplanes. The pentagon shows up and wants him to design a special aircraft for them that bombs jello. Hilarity ensues. Also on the program: Teterboro Tower-Oscar...

Knock on Wood Episode 45: Brothers: Jan 20, 2012

Harry's 4 brothers return! Larry, Gary and Barry. Also on the show: Nagasaki-Cab Calloway/ Nagasaki-Windsor Davies/ Durante The Patron Of The Arts-Jimmy Durante/ Steve tells the audience how to...