Knock on Wood Episode 43: Suction Cups: Jan 06, 2012

Steve writes a script as it's created. In this case Harry is going to come in the radio studio a different way, up the outside wall and through the window using giant suction cups. Also on the show:...

Knock on Wood Episode 42: New Year's: Dec 30, 2011

Steve and Harry celebrate the New Year. Also New Year's Resolutions-/Spike Jones Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show/ My Grandfather's Clock-Steve Sings A Song/ Song Of The Months-Flanders & Swan...

Knock on Wood Episode 41: Christmas: Dec 23, 2011

Harry's working as an elf in Santa's workshop and has brought in some of the toy rejects. Also on the show are the following: I Wanna Be An Elf-Harry Sings A Song/ Merry Xmas-Albert Brooks/ I'm Walk...

Knock on Wood Episode 40: You said a mouthful: Dec 16, 2011

All the songs, routines and recordings are real tonguetwisters. I'm A Busybody-Jerry Lewis/ The Biggest Sandwich-Steve Sings A Song/ Brown Bag Blues-Recession Menu/ Harry explains How To Tie Dye A...

Knock on Wood Episode 39: Lost Socks: Dec 09, 2011

Steve's lost socks get amnesty and they all start coming home. Also: Staple In My Sock-Rick Charette/ Where Do My Socks Go?-Ray Stevens/ The Socks Monster-Glen Bennet/ Time Warp-Rocky Horror Pictu...

Knock on Wood Episode 38: The Toothfairy: Dec 02, 2011

Harry gave his tooth to the toothfairy but now wants it back! Also the recordings of: Priggish Tom And Piddley Pie-Ann Dodson/ Dance,Dance,Dance-Tom Chapin/ The Toothfairy Never Showed Up-Mara And Sue...

Knock on Wood Episode 37: The Thanksgiving Show: Nov 25, 2011

It's the Thanksgiving Show! Included are the following recordings: Momma's Thanksgiving-Steve Sings/ Take An Indian To Lunch;The Thanksgiving Story- Stan Freberg/ I'm Thankful-Jack Prelutsky/ W...

Knock on Wood Episode 36: The Flapdoodle Maneuver: Nov 20, 2011

Steve decides to use the flapdoodle maneuver on his dummy Harry, one of the most intricate and dangerous moves a ventriloquist can use. He breaks his arm doing so and Dr. Fenstermacher has to come in...

Knock on Wood Episode 35: KOW Store2: Nov 11, 2011

Well, Steve and Harry are at it again. Their Knock On Wood Store is open and they sell anything and everything. That's the beauty of radio. You can buy a barbed wire harp or fireproof matchsticks. Al...

Knock on Wood Episode 34: 3-D Glasses: Nov 04, 2011

Harry brings in 3-D glasses, then 4-D, 5-D, 6-D and 7D glasses! Hilarity ensues. Also on the show are these recordings: Who Stole My Car?-Fresh Prince/Cousins-Tom Chapin Is A Guest/Mickey Bank-Duck'...

Knock on Wood Episode 33: Manias: Oct 21, 2011

Harry is plagued with Manias. First it's kleptomania but soon devolves into Bananamania and finally Stevemania. Also on the show are the following recordings: Butter-Christine Lavin/Momma Don't All...

Knock on Wood Episode 31: Explosions: Oct 07, 2011

Once Harry mentions an explosion on the show that means it HAS to happen, much to Steve's chagrin. If it's worth doing it's worth overdoing. Also on the program: The Monster Guy-Land Of Diamond Sun/S...

Knock on Wood Episode 30: Midas Touch: Sep 30, 2011

Harry loves Jello soooo much. So when he finds a lamp and rubs it, he tells the genie he wants everything he touches to turn to Jello. And it does...oh it does. Also on the show:Bill Grogan's Goat-W...

Knock on Wood Episode 29: Dummy Lib: Sep 23, 2011

Poor Steve. Harry decides to join the dummy liberation movement and doesn't want to be demeaned anymore. No more silly jokes, no more sitting on Steve's knee and Harry wants to now be called "a wooden...

Knock on Wood Episode 28: Peanut Butter is outlawed: Sep 16, 2011

The entire show has a peanut butter theme. When peanut butter is outlawed, Harry has a fit but it's Steve who's taken away by the police for breaking the law. Peanut Butter Song-Si Kahn/ The Boy Tur...

Knock on Wood Episode 27: 4 Brothers: Sep 09, 2011

Harry's three twin brothers visit the studio hoping to get advice from him for their new hat factory. Mayhem ensues. Also featured on the program: Hi De Ho Man-Cab Calloway/Fun,Fun,Fun-Spike Milligan...

Knock on Wood Episode 26: Grandparents: Sep 02, 2011

Aren't Grandparents great? This show is all about them. Steve and Harry sing "Grandma's in the Cellar", "My Grandfather's Clock" and Steve talks about his own grandmother. Also featured are the foll...

Knock on Wood Episode 25: Box of Darkness: Aug 26, 2011

Jay Ungar, Molly Mason and Peter Davis are guests this week on Knock On Wood. They'll be playing "Out in the Catskill Mountains" Also on the show, Harry will be opening a 300-year-old box of darkness....

Knock On Wood Episode 25:A Box of Darkness: Aug 26, 2011

Harry opens up a 300 year old darkness that was passed down through his family. Jay Ungar, Molly Mason and Peter Davis are guests singing Garrison Keillor's song "Out in the Catskill Mountains". Also...

Knock on Wood Episode 24: Harry Rents out his trunk: Aug 19, 2011

Harry decides to rent out an extra room in his trunk. The strangest people come in for an interview. Eventually Steve gets a tour of Harry's trunk. Also on the show are these recordings: Quiche Lorra...

Knock on Wood Episode 23: Local Musicians are guests: Aug 12, 2011

For the fund drive Steve and Harry highlight some of the guests they've had on their show in the past. The artists and the songs they performed are: Soda, Soda, Soda- John Sebastian on harmonica/ Fa...

Knock on Wood Episode 22: The Knock On Wood Store is Open: Aug 05, 2011

Steve and Harry have opened their store and this store sells everything. And we mean everything. Sheet music for chickens? 30 tons of applesauce? Tap water from Swaziland? They got it all. Also on the...

Knock on Wood Episode 21: The Ventriloquist Police take Steve away: Jul 29, 2011

The Ventriloquist Police drop by to investigate if Steve's lips are moving when Harry speaks. Of course they do! They drag him off to jail leaving Harry to take over the show. Also featured on the pro...

Knock on Wood Episode 20: A show of Compassion: Jul 22, 2011

Compassion is the subject of this program. Harry has a candy bar and he shares half of it with Steve. But then he has to share that half as well, and then that half and then that half and the candy ke...

Knock On Wood Episode 19: The Comedy Wheel: Jul 15, 2011

Steve and Harry have a great new device that will help them write comedy. Spin the comedy wheel and it'll tell them who the main characters are, who the secondary characters are, what the plot is and...

Knock On Wood Episode 18: Wigs: Jul 08, 2011

Christine Lavin is the guest today as the mini theme of wigs and baldness are investigated. These are the featured artists:Bald-Headed Lena- Lovin' Spoonful/ The Puppy On The Subway Track-Christine L...

Knock on Wood: Episode 18, Wigs: Jul 08, 2011

Knock on Wood Episode 17: Harry's Dead: Jul 01, 2011

Harry wants to rejuvenate his dead wood by replanting himself. The problem is, the police come by and accuse Steve of murdering Harry and burying his dead body. They cart him away leaving Harry in cha...

Knock On Wood Episode 16: Harry names his Cells: Jun 24, 2011

Harry decides to get personal with his cells, all trillion of them. He wants to name them and take them for walks. And why not? They're his cells. Also on the program are these artists: Suckin’ My T...

Knock On Wood Episode 15: Ventriloquists Anonymous Meeting: Jun 17, 2011

Steve has to go to his VA (Ventriloquists Anonymous) meeting. He's a serious artist, doing serious work, who's in serious trouble. Also featured: Bubble Kisses-The Family Circus/ Down By The Bay-Ri...

Knock On Wood Episode 13: The Free Harry Movement: Jun 10, 2011

A movement is afoot. No longer will dummies be forced to serve their ventriloquists. The radio station is surrounded by dummies demanding that Steve liberate Harry. Steve loves the idea. At last he'll...

Knock on Wood Episode 14: Harry's Juicer: Jun 10, 2011

John Sebastian is a guest. Also Harry has brought in a juicer and it can juice anything...and we mean anything! Also featured are these artists: Young Buckaroo-Tom Knight/ The Cat Came Back-John...

Knock on Wood Episode 12: Harry's Dream: May 27, 2011

Harry is having a dream that his class is in danger when he's woken up. He HAS to go back to sleep to save them. Also on the show: Catalyst-Oscar Brand/ Only One Of You-The Animaniacs/ Lake Titica...

Knock On Wood Episode 11: Flyptonite: May 20, 2011

Steve confesses his greatest secret, that he's not from the planet earth but from Flypton which makes him the funniest man on the planet. So why isn't he funnier? Tune in and find out. Also on the pr...

Knock On Wood Episode 10: The Hat Contest: May 13, 2011

Steve and Harry have a hat contest. Nothing unusual if you think hats with nuclear reactors are no big deal. And that's just the beginning! Also featured: I Got You,Babe-Tiny Tim/ Whale Dog-Bob Liv...

Knock On Wood Episode 9: The Show is Broken: May 06, 2011

Harry breaks the show accidentally with his dart gun. It's up to Steve to operate. Also on the program: Ants Are Marching-Walt Disney/ Don't Put Your Records In The Sun-John Hartford/ She Broke My...

Knock On Wood Episode 8: The Evil Steve and Harry Take Over the Show: Apr 29, 2011

What happens when the evil Steve and Harry take over the show leaving the good Steve and Harry tied up in the closet? Mayhem, that's what. Also on the program: Lydia The Tatooed Lady-Michael Feinst...

Steve Charney WGXC station identification.: Apr 24, 2011

Charney hosts "Knock on Wood" comedy show Fridays at 3:30 p.m.

Knock On Wood Episode 7: Tom Paxton is a guest plus Harry meets Mrs. Brown: Apr 22, 2011

The great folksinger Tom Paxton is a guest and sings "Jenny's Rabbit. And Harry meets someone who loves the color brown. Featured on the show are these recordings as well: Deep Purple-Spike Jones/...

Knock On Wood Episode 6: Harry Wants His Mommy: Apr 15, 2011

Harry is upset when he realized he doesn’t have a mommy. He presses Steve into service and the host feels pretty silly dressed up with a dress, high heels and lipstick. Also featured: I'll Be Hange...

Knock on Wood Episode 5: The Dream Guild: Apr 08, 2011

Harry is upset when he realizes that Steve is not paying the characters in his dreams. They belong to the Dream Guild and they’ll stop working in Steve’s dreams if they don���t get compensated. Also...

Knock On Wood Episode 4: Steve Imitates Harry: Apr 01, 2011

Steve realizes that he can sound just like Harry. So in order to save himself grief he decides to imitate Harry’s voice and retire his dummy. Harry is not pleased. Also: Hotchya Cornea- Spike Jon...

Knock On Wood Episode 3: The Poetry Workshop: Mar 25, 2011

Steve and Harry are like the "Car Guys" only they repair poems, not cars. Limericks, haikus, love poems, you name it. Also featured are these recordings: Do You Know Who I Am-Parachute Express/ Boo...

Knock On Wood Episode 2: Harry tries to pass as a Redwood: Mar 18, 2011

Harry knows that Redwood trees are protected by the E.P.A. and Stimey is out to get him, so he figures if he can pass himself off as a tree, he’ll be protected. Also on the show: I Have A Friend-Zu...

Knock On Wood Episode 1: Moustaches: Mar 11, 2011

Harry decides to put moustaches on all the equipment to fool any robbers who might come by. And one does come by! Also featured: Since you've been gone-Weird Al Yankovic/ Theron and the doodlebug-D...

Knock on Wood Episode 32: Mother Goose:

Jay Ungar and Molly Mason are guests. Harry recites Mother Goose rhymes but the pets keep getting eaten! Also on the show: Beatle Rap-The Qworymen/Boiled Beef And Cabbage-Rolf Harris/The Catskill G...

Knock on Wood Episode 44: Time Boy:

Harry is able to control time and becomes "Timeboy". Don't worry, he only uses his powers for good. Also on the show: Time Warp-Rocky Horror Show/Nick Of Time-Tom Chapin/ It’s Howdy Doody Time-Buff...

Knock On Wood Episode 60: $300:

Harry gets Steve to do the most outlandish things for a $100 a piece. Kissing a pig, jumping through a window. So what's the catch? You have to listen to the show to find out the surprising and funny...

Knock On Wood Episode 61: Bananas:

Let's face it, bananas are funny. And this show proves it with Harry's untrue facts about bananas, his singing of the song "The banana is a funny bird" and his essay on...bananas! Also on the progra...

Knock On Wood Episode 63: Waiter Jokes:

Who doesn't like waiter jokes. You know the kind "Waiter what's that fly doing in my soup!" "The backstroke sir." Also Harry sings a take-off on "My bonnie lies over the ocean" and Jay Ungar and Molly...