Turn On The News: Stormy Weather: May 16, 2024

This week: "Stormy Weather." This week the porn testifies against the former president. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citize...

Turn On The News: Gettysburg, Wow: Apr 18, 2024

This week: "Gettysburg, Wow." This week the former president has a new address to the nation. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "...

Turn On The News: Nikki Haley: Feb 01, 2024

This week: "Nikki Haley." This week the former president has a stone in his shoe named Nikki Haley. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Har...

Turn On The News: Curb Your Enthusiasm: Jan 25, 2024

This week: "Curb Your Enthusiasm." This week there are shenanigans in the courtroom. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen K...

Turn On The News: Presidential Immunity: Jan 18, 2024

This week: "Presidential Immunity." This week the ex-president argues for something that does not exist. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Pau...

Turn On The News: Wintertime For Hitler: Dec 28, 2023

This week: "Wintertime For Hitler." This week the German leader is on the former president's lips. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harv...

Turn On The News: Corrupt Christmas: Dec 21, 2023

This week: "Corrupt Christmas." This week the Day One Dictator is at war with holiday values. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "...

Turn On The News: Day One Dictator: Dec 07, 2023

This week: "Day One Dictator." This week the ex-president says his dictatorship begins on the first day. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Pau...

Turn On The News: All The President's Men: Nov 30, 2023

This week: "All The President's Men." This week the the ex-president's campaign platform is the witness stand. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons...

Turn On The News: The Trials of the Campaign: Nov 23, 2023

This week: "The Trials of the Campaign." This week the the ex-president's campaign platform is the witness stand. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simps...

Turn On The News: Vermin: Nov 16, 2023

This week: "Vermin." This week the rats are leaving a sinking ship. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS;...

Turn On The News: Wait For It: Nov 09, 2023

This week: "Wait For It." This week the former president testifies, and so do his sons. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citize...

Turn On The News: Losing My Religion: Nov 02, 2023

This week: "Losing My Religion." This week the religious candidate is gone, while the court activity increases. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpson...

Turn On The News: Another One Bites The Dust: Oct 26, 2023

This week: "Another One Bites The Dust." This week the rats are flipping on the sinking ship. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "...

Turn On The News: Never Surrender To The Tyranny: Oct 19, 2023

This week: "Never Surrender To The Tyranny." This week photos of the former president surrendering are captioned "Never Surrender." Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night...

Turn On The News: Pretty Vacant: Oct 12, 2023

This week: "Pretty Vacant." This week there is a vacancy, and a spot open in prison. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen K...

Turn On The News: Keeping Track: Oct 05, 2023

This week: "Keeping Track." This week it is difficult to count all the indictments, trials, and gag orders. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons,"...

Turn On The News: Lay It Down Clown: Sep 28, 2023

This week: "Lay It Down Clown." This week the ex-president revels in guns, threats, and conspiracies. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul H...

Turn On The News: If 6 Was 9: Sep 21, 2023

This week: "If 6 Was 9." This week everything is upside down. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS; Bill C...

Turn On The News: Totally Bananas: Sep 14, 2023

This week: "Totally Bananas." This week the former president is upping his potassium count. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Ci...

Turn On The News: Drumpf Called Down to Georgia: Sep 07, 2023

This week: "Drumpf Called Down to Georgia." This week the former president counts his bail money. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harve...

Turn On The News: Out On Bail: Aug 24, 2023

This week: "Out On Bail." This week the former president counts his bail money. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;"...

Turn On The News: Fourth Indictment: Aug 17, 2023

This week: "Fourth Indictment." This week learn to count with the former president as his indictments mount. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons,"...

Turn On The News: Radio Silence: Aug 10, 2023

This week: "Radio Silence." This week the former president tries to keep his mouth shut, and fails. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Har...

Turn On The News: Third Indictment: Aug 03, 2023

This week: "Third Indictment." Oops, the former president did it again. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WI...

Turn On The News: Poison Years: Jul 27, 2023

This week: "Poison Years." This week the former president is getting ready for another indictment. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harv...

Turn On The News: Walls Closing In: Jul 13, 2023

This week: "Walls Closing In." The former president has a lot of lawyers. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010...

Turn On The News: Early American History in Song: Jul 06, 2023

This week: Early American history is told through songs. Hear "Constantine's Dream" from Patti Smith, "Hudson" from Vampire Weekend, "Midnite Ride" by Paul Revere and the Raiders, and "No More Kings"...

Turn On The News: Bravado: Jun 29, 2023

This week: "Bravado." The former president says he was lying. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS; Bill C...

Turn On The News: Feels Like The First Time: Jun 22, 2023

This week: "Feels Like The First Time." While the former president is indicted again, more indictments could come. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simp...

Turn On The News: ReIndicted (And It Feels So Good): Jun 15, 2023

This week: "ReIndicted (And It Feels So Good)." This week the former president is indicted again. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harve...

Turn On The News: Smoke From a Distant Fire: Jun 08, 2023

This week: "Smoke From a Distant Fire." This week fires in Canada stand in as a metaphor for many things. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Pa...

Turn On The News: Campaigner: Jun 01, 2023

This week: "Campaigner." This week the ex-president is trying to stay out of jail. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kan...

Turn On The News: Dead Man Woking: May 25, 2023

This week: "Dead Man Woking." This week there is another presidential contender. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;...

Turn On The News: Fox News Coverage of the 2024 Election: May 18, 2023

This week: "Fox News Coverage of the 2024 Election." This week tune in audio from a future election. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Ha...

Turn On The News: Rape Me: May 11, 2023

This week: "Rape Me." This week the former president pays off his sexual assault victim. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citiz...

Turn On The News: A Fox In The Snow: May 04, 2023

This week: "A Fox In The Snow." This week the mystery is who will succeed Tucker Carlson. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citi...

Turn On The News: Fox Domination: Apr 27, 2023

This week: "Fox Domination" This week the news network that texts that it is a fake news network has to pay the piper. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The...

Turn On The News: Rabbit Hole: Apr 13, 2023

This week: "Rabbit Hole" This week the ex-president follows a rabbit down a hole. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane...

Turn On The News: Indicted!: Apr 06, 2023

This week: "Indicted!." This week the ex-president faces the crime. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS;...

Turn On The News: Arrested Development: Mar 23, 2023

This week: "Arrested Development." This week the ex-president makes up a story about getting arrested. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul...

Turn On The News: We Lie, You Decide: Mar 09, 2023

This week: "We Lie, You Decide." This week the news channel is telling lies. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 10...

Turn On The News: Trainwreck: Mar 02, 2023

This week: "Trainwreck." This week the news of a train wreck is manipulated. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 10...

Turn On The News: Fox On The Run: Feb 23, 2023

This week: "Fox On The Run." This week the news organization says in court that it makes up its news. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul H...

Turn On The News: It Came Out Of The Sky: Feb 16, 2023

This week: "It Came Out of the Sky." Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a balloon. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul...

Turn On The News: Attack of the Chinese Balloon: Feb 09, 2023

This week: "Attack of the Chinese Balloon." Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's a balloon. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons...

Turn On The News: Multiple Personalities: Jan 26, 2023

This week: "Multiple Personalities" This week one representative is many. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010...

Turn On The News: Upside Down Biden: Jan 19, 2023

This week: "Upside Down Biden" This week everything is turned around. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS...

Turn On The News: Who Is The Speaker?: Jan 05, 2023

This week: "Who Is The Speaker." This week Republicans cannot choose a leader. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;"...

Turn On The News: The Beginning of the End: Dec 17, 2022

This week: "The Beginning of the End." Is it the end of the beginning? Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WIN...