Donald Drumpf Theatre: Vol. 96. November Rain. This week, our hero refuses to get wet. Songs this week from Guns 'n Roses ("November Rain"), Billy Preston ("Will It Go Round in Circles"), and Golden Earring ("Twilight Zone"). Clips and excerpts from Sarah Sanders; Rudy Giuliani; Stephen Colbert; Jimmy Kimmel; Chris Hayes; Mika Brzezinski; Joe Scarborough; Willie Geist; Matt Whitaker; Chuck Schumer; John Oliver; Frank Figliuzzi; Nicolle Wallace; Nick Akerman; and Jill Wine-Banks. "Donald Drumpf Theatre" is an original radio theatre show about a fictional, theatrical presidency, with most sounds culled from the previous week. Contradictions tell the story, with songs, skits, and clips from political news shows and late-night comedy routines. The definition of "radio theatre" is stretched here, with an updated Dickie Goodman and/or Richard Foreman-meets-mashup style sometimes, and a more straightforward take other weeks. The network has currently ordered another 15 episodes, but there are threats of cancellation. Anyone who would like to contribute to the show should contact info@wgxc.org.