Selections from holiday transmissions are mixed with Salvation Army bells, strange sounds, and more seasonal noises. Includes Run DMC ("Christmas in Hollis"); Dickie Goodman ("Santa and the Satellite"); Paul Harvey (with a report of Santa's take-off live from the North Pole); Spike Jones ("Jingle Bells" and "My Birthday Comes on Christmas"); Bing Crosby and Orson Welles ("The Happy Prince" from Dec. 24, 1944); Shawn Hansen ("Mystery Carol"), Oscar the Grouch ("I Hate Christmas"); Megyn Kelly, Jon Stewart, and Bill Cosby on the color of Santa Claus; Bob Dylan ("It Must Be Santa"); The Residents ("Santa Dog"); and also excerpts from "A Christmas Story" and from a Bud Abbott and Lou Costello holiday routine, and others, and Vince Guaraldi's "Skating."