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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News." This week: "Teeth Radio" Everyone is filling in the sounds in their mouths. Songs and works from Hsker D ("Turn On The News"), Matmos ("Mental Radio"), Gregory Whitehead ("If A Voice Like Then What"), Del Close and John Brent ("The Loose Wig"), and Jaap Blonk ("Burning Tongues"). Clips and excerpts from Lucille Ball; Dick Cavett; Gilligan; The Skipper; and The Professor.