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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News." This week: "Even More Guns." The shooting continues. Thanks for the songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News") and the Minutemen ("Little Man With a Gun In His Hand"). Clips and excerpts from Greg Abbott; Wolf Blitzer; Lester Holt; Savannah Guthrie; Ted Cruz; John Berman; Mehmet Oz; Chris Hayes; Erin Burnett; Stephen Colbert; Jimmy Kimmel; Steve Kerr; Seth Meyers; Warren Burger; Chris Murphy; Sean Hannity; Ken Paxton; and Jason Selvig. Episode 071.