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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Everything Is Awful." This week the headlines are bad, again. Thanks for the songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), The Young Fresh Fellows ("I Hate Everything"), Black Midi ("Welcome to Hell"), and Patsy Cline ("Stop The World"). Clips and excerpts from Mark Humphries; Jason Selvig; Karianne Lisonbee; Seth Meyers; Martha Raddatz; Bernie Sanders; Stephen Colbert; Norah O'Donnell; Jamie Raskin; Trevor Noah; Steve Bannon; and Liz Cheney. Episode 078.