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Turn On The News: The Green Voting Machine (Audio)

Jan 27, 2022
Produced by Tom Roe.

"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "The Green Voting Machine" This week Fox News fantasizes about green candy, while Republicans plan to seize voting machines. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), and Randy Rainbow ("Sedition). Clips and excerpts from Jimmy Kimmel; Seth Meyers; Tucker Carlson; Trevor Noah; Stephen Colbert; Katy Tur; Margaret Brennan; Jake Tapper; Anderson Cooper; Laura Ingraham; Sean Hannity; Donald Drumpf; Brianna Keilar; Peter Doocy; Joe Biden; Steve Doocy; and Ainsley Earhardt. Episode 053.