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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "September Endtimes." This week the calendar says one thing, and everyone else disagrees. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On the News"), Wax Tailor ("Stay Tuned"), Earth, Wind and Fire ("September"), Big Star (September Gurls"), Clang ("Endtimes"), and Dolly Parton ("Vaccine"). Clips and excerpts from Seth Meyers; Fonzie; J.L. Cauvin; Stephen Colbert; Nicolle Wallace; Vivek Murthy; and Jimmy Kimmel. Episode 033.