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Night Time with Christopher Michael Hefner: TEARS, SMUT, VALENTINES & IRON BONES (Audio)
Aug 12, 2026
Lascivious tuff stuff chuggers, slo mo makeout hits and just enough tension to leave a mark. One time I was trying to describe the kind of wine I like to someone who is infinitely smarter about wine than I am and I told them I like it when it tastes like licking a cold chain link fence with a bloody nose. This one’s kind of like that. Okay have fun!

