The seventh episode of a fake radio theatre show about the fantasy that a reality television star could become leader of the largest democracy on earth. With sound clips from Donald Drumpf, Leonard Cohen ("There is a War"), George W. Bush, Steve Bannon, Carly Simon ("Nobody Does It Better"), "Fox & Friends," George Stephanopoulos, Peter Serafinowicz ("Sassy Trump’s Address to the Nation Pt. 1"), Steinski ("Inaugural Address Leaked by the Russian Hackers"), "Gilligan's Island" ("The Little Dictator"). "Donald Drumpf Theatre" is a make-believe listen to what might happen if a reality television star became the leader of the free world. The show features news clips and songs mashed-up in the style of Dickie Goodman with the cut-up philosophies of William S. Burroughs and John Cage. Contributions are welcome to info@wgxc.org