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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "La Femme Fetal." In this episode abortion is over. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), Digable Planets ("La Femme Fetal"), and R.E.M. ("Losing My Religion"). Clips and excerpts from Trevor Noah; Stephen Colbert; Ken Dilanian; Chuck Schumer; Joe Biden; Marjorie Taylor Greene; Elizabeth Warren; Samuel Alito; Amy Coney Barrett; Brett Kavanaugh; Neil Gorsuch; Susan Collins; Dana Bash; Ted Cruz; Mitch McConnell; Laura Ingraham; Desi Lydic; Seth Meyers; Amber Ruffin; Jenny Hagel; and Robert Dole. Episode 067.