After I fractured bones in my neck and my kneecap in a bicycling accident, I was unable to reach the volume control on my hospital bed tv and couldn't turn down the sound on Donald Trump. What's YOUR excuse? Anyway, as the retired political writer of the CBS Evening News With Dan Rather, this gave me way too much time to ponder the current state of the presidential campaign and herewith, the results told through narration, music and soundbites. ( No prescription painkillers were harmed during the production of this episode.)