"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Rally Round The Flag" This week the ex-president wants to put away the merry makers. Songs from Pink Floyd ("A Pillow of Winds"), Archie and Edith Bunker ("Those Were The Days"), Yo La Tengo ("The One to Cry"), and Bob Dylan ("Idiot Wind"). Clips and excerpts from Jordan Klepper; Mike Lindell; J.L. Cauvin; Stephen Colbert; Donald Drumpf; "Tooning Out the News;" Wes Moore; and Nicolle Wallace. Episode 023.