A so-called twofer. Unfortunately, the recording quality is so bad, it’s barely a onefer. Have you been in one of these “Active Shooter” drills where you work? I was in one at a hospital. I’ve interspersed that experience with some notes on the upcoming apocalypse.

Erik Belgum's EBFN Radio is a fiction variety show influenced by neurological and psychological research protocols, Robert Ashley, Ernie Kovacs, speech pathology, Second City Television, noise music, P.T. Barnum, test patterns, Vic and Sade, and William Burroughs. Writes Belgum, "If my timing feels way off, well, that’s on you. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll feel like you’re going to throw up for hours and hours, but in a good way. In any case, it’s a win-win for me."