Tune into the premiere episode of EBFN Radio. You’ll quickly learn that you’ve been grossly misled on this one. Boy, have you been misled. Not nearly as hard as you’ve been told and you’ll save millions, no, TENS of millions by doing it yourself.

Erik Belgum's EBFN Radio is a fiction variety show influenced by neurological and psychological research protocols, Robert Ashley, Ernie Kovacs, speech pathology, Second City Television, noise music, P.T. Barnum, test patterns, Vic and Sade, and William Burroughs. Writes Belgum, "If my timing feels way off, well, that’s on you. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll feel like you’re going to throw up for hours and hours, but in a good way. In any case, it’s a win-win for me."