A newborn baby is shooting people. I mean, she’s probably got a license, but still. . . So, what if family were kaleidoscope and baby had gun? It’s baby go bang bang. (Episode 1 of five-part EBFN Mystery Series.)

Erik Belgum's EBFN Radio is a fiction variety show influenced by neurological and psychological research protocols, Robert Ashley, Ernie Kovacs, speech pathology, Second City Television, noise music, P.T. Barnum, test patterns, Vic and Sade, and William Burroughs. Writes Belgum, "If my timing feels way off, well, that’s on you. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll feel like you’re going to throw up for hours and hours, but in a good way. In any case, it’s a win-win for me."