"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Wake Up." Rip Van Winkle has fallen asleep and can't woke up. Opening theme includes clips from The Conet Project; "Saturday Night Live," "The Simpsons," Paul Harvey; "Citizen Kane;" 1010 WINS; Bill Cosby; and Larys Strong from "House of the Dragon." Thanks for the songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), the Everyly Brothers ("Wake Up Little Susie"), The Four Tops (Shake Me, Wake Me When It's Over"), and Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes ("Wake Up Everybody"). Clips and excerpts from Senor Love Daddy; Sean Hannity; Tucker Carlson; Brian Kilmeade; Donald Drumpf; Jordan Klepper; Laurel and Hardy; and Brian Dewan's performance of "Rip Van Winkle." Episode 092.