"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Christmas Conspiracies." This week everyone is paranoid about the holidays. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News") and a "Carol of the Bells" and "Imperial March" mashup. Clips and excerpts from Trevor Noah; Stephen Colbert; Jimmy Kimmel; Clark Griswold; Steve Doocy; Brian Kilmeade; Ainsley Earhardt; Jon Batiste; Sean Hannity; Tucker Carlson; Jeanine Pirro; and "The Late Show." Episode 048.