"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News."

This week: "Russian Dressing." This week the Russians are getting gussied up for their victory parade. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On The News"), and Nick Lowe ("I Love The Sound of Breaking Glass"). Clips and excerpts from Stephen Colbert; Jake Sullivan; Seth Meyers; Volodymyr Zelenskyy; Jesse Watters; Donald Drumpf; Maria Bartiromo; Tucker Carlson; Joy Reid; Stephanie Ruhle; Malcolm Nance; The Three Stooges; and Joe Biden. Episode 060.