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"Turn On The News" is the weekly newscast from the fictional Radio Network, with parody radio coverage of the radio and its headlines. Now with computerized news readers, and fewer meddling reporters, plus aggregated reporting, and automated music. Tune in "Turn On The News" each week for the latest news, radio art, and more from our robot reporters, making sure you hear both sides -- good and evil -- every time you "Turn On The News." This week: "We Have a Winner." This week the election results are in again. Songs from Husker Du ("Turn On the News"), The Beatles ("I'm a Loser"), and The Clash ("Rudie Can't Fail"). Clips and excerpts from Stephen Colbert; Tappy Tibbons from "Requiem for a Dream;" Donald Drumpf; Jimmy Kimmel; Martin Luther King, Jr.; Seth Meyers; Alec Baldwin and Kate McKinnon from "Saturday Night Live;" Rudy Giuliani; Steve Bannon; and David Muir. Episode 036.